If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
The man who believes he can do it is probably right, and so is the man who believes he can't.
A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it.
My problem is I say what I'm thinking before I think what I'm saying.
Against logic there is no armor like ignorance.
Give a child enough rope and he will trip you up.