My problem is I say what I'm thinking before I think what I'm saying.
Competence, like truth, beauty, and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder.
Don't worry about middle age: you'll outgrow it.
The unexpected always happens.
A bureaucrat's idea of cleaning up his files is to make a copy of every paper before he destroys it.
Committees have become so important nowadays that subcommittees have to be appointed to do the work.