A censor is an expert in cutting remarks. A censor is a man who knows more than he thinks you ought to.

Middle age is when you stop criticizing the older generation and start criticizing the younger one.

Don't knock the rich. When did a poor person give you a job?

Few of us ever test our powers of deduction, except when filling out an income tax form

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence.

Peter's Principle: In an organization, each person rises to the level of his own incompetence.

Everyone is in awe of the lion tamer in a cage with half a dozen lions-everyone but a school bus driver.