A censor is an expert in cutting remarks. A censor is a man who knows more than he thinks you ought to.

The reason crime doesn't pay is that when it does, it is called a more respectable name.

When I want your opinion I'll give it to you.

Humility is the embarrassment you feel when you tell people how wonderful you are.

Heredity is what sets the parents of a teenager wondering about each other.

A censor is an expert in cutting remarks. A censor is a man who knows more than he thinks you ought to.

You don't need to take a persons advice to make him feel good, just ask him for it.