The habitually punctual make all their mistakes right on time.
Middle age is when anything new in the way you feel is most likely a symptom.
Middle age is when you stop criticizing the older generation and start criticizing the younger one.
When a person puts his best foot forward and gets it stepped on, that's life.
A censor is an expert in cutting remarks. A censor is a man who knows more than he thinks you ought to.
When a New Yorker looks like he has a suntan, it's probably rust.