If at first you don't succeed, lie, lie again.
Expert: a man who makes three correct guesses consecutively.
The incompetent with nothing to do can still make a mess of it.
Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.
Ignorance once dispelled is difficult to reestablish.
The advantage of modern means of communication is they enable you to worry about things in all of the world