If at first you don't succeed, lie, lie again.

A bureaucrat's idea of cleaning up his files is to make a copy of every paper before he destroys it.

Ignorance once dispelled is difficult to reestablish.

It usually takes two people to make one of them angry.

America is a country that doesn't know where it is going but is determined to set a speed record getting there.

If we lacked imagination enough to foresee something better, life would indeed be a tragedy.

Heredity is what sets the parents of a teenager wondering about each other.