If at first you don't succeed, lie, lie again.

Everyone rises to their level of incompetence.

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence.

. . . if you can tell the difference between good advice and bad advice, you don't need advice.

He laughs best whose laugh lasts.

Humility is the embarrassment you feel when you tell people how wonderful you are.

The incompetent with nothing to do can still make a mess of it.