Two things reduce prejudice: education and laughter.

A censor is an expert in cutting remarks. A censor is a man who knows more than he thinks you ought to.

Home is where the college student home for the holidays isn't.

You can't cross the sea merely by standing and staring at the water. Don't let yourself indulge in vain wishes.

Some problems are so complex that you have to be highly intelligent and well informed just to be undecided about them.

May your happiest days of the past be your saddest days of your future.

Scientists are still trying to produce life in the laboratory, but it shouldn't be difficult if the laboratory assistant is pretty and willing.