Middle age is when it takes longer to rest than to get tired.

Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices.

Middle age is when the best exercise is one of discretion.

America is a country that doesn't know where it is going but is determined to set a speed record getting there.

Every man serves a useful purpose: a miser, for example, makes a wonderful ancestor.

Peter's Principle: In an organization, each person rises to the level of his own incompetence.

In the country of the blind, the one-eyed king can still goof up.