Egypt: Where the Israelites would still be if Moses had been a bureaucrat.
There are two kinds of egotists: Those who admit it, and the rest of us
When a New Yorker looks like he has a suntan, it's probably rust.
An optimist expects his dreams to come true; a pessimist expects his nightmares to.
Heredity is what sets the parents of a teenager wondering about each other.
Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame. Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices. In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular.