If at first you don't succeed, you may be at your level of incompetence already.

Don't knock the rich. When did a poor person give you a job?

The advantage of modern means of communication is they enable you to worry about things in all of the world

Cleaning anything involves making something else dirty, but anything can get dirty without something else getting clean.

Poetry is that which is lost in translation.

There are more pretty photographs of women than there are photographs of pretty women.

Before publishers' blurbs were invented, authors had to make their reputations by writing.