Middle age is when anything new in the way you feel is most likely a symptom.
A censor is an expert in cutting remarks. A censor is a man who knows more than he thinks you ought to.
Everyone rises to their level of incompetence.
There are two sorts of losers - the good loser, and the one who can't act.
In the country of the blind, the one-eyed king can still goof up.
Political success is the ability, when the inevitable occurs, to get credit for it.