My problem is I say what I'm thinking before I think what I'm saying.
Marriage is a good deal like taking a bath-not so hot once you get accustomed to it.
I inherited my ability from both parents; my mother's ability for spending money, and my father's ability for not earning it.
The best intelligence test is what we do with our leisure.
Middle age is when the best exercise is one of discretion.
When in doubt or danger, run in circles, scream and shout.