The habitually punctual make all their mistakes right on time.

We are members of a strange species that devotes its energies to climbing the ladder of success in order to make money to buy things we don't like.

You can always tell a real friend: when you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job.

Reality is for people who can't face drugs.

There is no stigma attached to recognizing a bad decision in time to install a better one.

If you can't keep up, drag them down to your level.

Many live by their wits but few by their wit.