A true friend will see you through when others see that you are through.
The cave-dweller's wife complained that he hadn't dragged her anywhere in months.
. . . if you can tell the difference between good advice and bad advice, you don't need advice.
When in doubt or danger, run in circles, scream and shout.
Noblest of all dogs is the hot-dog; it feeds the hand that bites it.
Would the boy you were be proud of the man you are?