Noblest of all dogs is the hot-dog; it feeds the hand that bites it.
Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.
A censor is an expert in cutting remarks. A censor is a man who knows more than he thinks you ought to.
Nobody can be perfect unless he admits his faults, but if he has faults how can he be perfect?
A lawyer is a man who helps you get what is coming to him.
Give a child enough rope and he will trip you up.