Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.

As the farmer said, "I'm not greedy, all I want is the land next to mine.

We hate to have some people give us advice because we know how badly they need it themselves.

Scientists are still trying to produce life in the laboratory, but it shouldn't be difficult if the laboratory assistant is pretty and willing.

If at first you don't succeed, you may be at your level of incompetence already.

You don't need to take a persons advice to make him feel good, just ask him for it.

If the outcome is good, what's the difference between motives that sound good and good, sound motives?