Scientists are still trying to produce life in the laboratory, but it shouldn't be difficult if the laboratory assistant is pretty and willing.
We hate to have some people give us advice because we know how badly they need it themselves.
There are two sorts of losers - the good loser, and the one who can't act.
It usually takes two people to make one of them angry.
Middle age is when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work.
Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices.