Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.

Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame. Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices. In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular.

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.

Nobody can be perfect unless he admits his faults, but if he has faults how can he be perfect?

In spite of warnings, nothing much happens until the status quo becomes more painful than change.

Reality is for people who can't face drugs.

A censor is an expert in cutting remarks. A censor is a man who knows more than he thinks you ought to.