Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.

Peter's Principle: In an organization, each person rises to the level of his own incompetence.

A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it.

No committee could ever come up with anything as revolutionary as a camel - anything as practical and as perfectly designed to perform effectively under such difficult conditions.

The man who is always waving the flag usually waives what it stands for.

Many live by their wits but few by their wit.

Committees have become so important nowadays that subcommittees have to be appointed to do the work.