The man who is always waving the flag usually waives what it stands for.

The problem with temptation is that you may not get another chance.

The reason crime doesn't pay is that when it does, it is called a more respectable name.

Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object.

In a hierarchy every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence ... in time every post tends to be occupied by an employee who is incompetent to carry out its duties ... Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence.

Many live by their wits but few by their wit.

Political success is the ability, when the inevitable occurs, to get credit for it.