Competence, like truth, beauty, and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder.

Two can live as cheaply as one - if they both have good jobs.

In spite of warnings, nothing much happens until the status quo becomes more painful than change.

Incompetence plus incompetence equals incompetence.

Computers can solve all kinds of problems except the unemployment problem they create.

Committees have become so important nowadays that subcommittees have to be appointed to do the work.

You could generally inform a real close friend: when you have manufactured a idiot of on your own he does not truly feel you've finished a long lasting job.