There are two kinds of egotists: Those who admit it, and the rest of us
I inherited my ability from both parents; my mother's ability for spending money, and my father's ability for not earning it.
Humility is the embarrassment you feel when you tell people how wonderful you are.
In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence.
Only mediocrities rise to the top in a system that won't tolerate wave making.
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.