Competence, like truth, beauty, and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder.

Marriage is a good deal like taking a bath-not so hot once you get accustomed to it.

A bureaucrat's idea of cleaning up his files is to make a copy of every paper before he destroys it.

The incompetent with nothing to do can still make a mess of it.

Middle age is when the best exercise is one of discretion.

A censor is an expert in cutting remarks. A censor is a man who knows more than he thinks you ought to.

If you can't keep up, drag them down to your level.