A rut is a grave with the ends knocked out.
A bureaucrat's idea of cleaning up his files is to make a copy of every paper before he destroys it.
Prejudice is one of the world's greatest labor-saving devices; it enables you to form an opinion without having to dig up the facts.
When in doubt or danger, run in circles, scream and shout.
Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices.
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.