Prejudice is one of the world's greatest labor-saving devices; it enables you to form an opinion without having to dig up the facts.

My problem is I say what I'm thinking before I think what I'm saying.

He laughs best whose laugh lasts.

America is a country that doesn't know where it is going but is determined to set a speed record getting there.

It's strange that men should take up crime when there are so many legal ways to be dishonest.

There are more pretty photographs of women than there are photographs of pretty women.

The devil could change. He was once an angel and may be evolving still.