Middle age is when you stop criticizing the older generation and start criticizing the younger one.

The machinery of government is a vast series of interlocking hierarchies riddled through and through with incompetence.

Noblest of all dogs is the hot-dog; it feeds the hand that bites it.

When I want your opinion I'll give it to you.

We are members of a strange species that devotes its energies to climbing the ladder of success in order to make money to buy things we don't like.

There are some men who in a fifty-fifty proposition insist on getting the hyphen too.

Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices.