Middle age is when you stop criticizing the older generation and start criticizing the younger one.

Don't knock the rich. When did a poor person give you a job?

No committee could ever come up with anything as revolutionary as a camel - anything as practical and as perfectly designed to perform effectively under such difficult conditions.

Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object.

All science is concerned with the relationship of cause and effect. Each scientific discovery increases man's ability to predict the consequences of his actions and thus his ability to control future events.

A man convinced against his will is not convinced.

A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it.