A censor is an expert in cutting remarks. A censor is a man who knows more than he thinks you ought to.
Many live by their wits but few by their wit.
An optimist is one who makes the best of it when he gets the worst of it.
The modern child will answer you back before you've said anything.
Marriage is a good deal like taking a bath-not so hot once you get accustomed to it.
There are two sorts of losers - the good loser, and the one who can't act.