Middle age is when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work.
Scientists are still trying to produce life in the laboratory, but it shouldn't be difficult if the laboratory assistant is pretty and willing.
We hate to have some people give us advice because we know how badly they need it themselves.
Would the boy you were be proud of the man you are?
Middle age is when it takes longer to rest than to get tired.
Fools rush in where wise men fear to trade.