Middle age is when you stop criticizing the older generation and start criticizing the younger one.

The man who believes he can do it is probably right, and so is the man who believes he can't.

There are two kinds of failures: those who thought and never did, and those who did and never thought

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.

We are members of a strange species that devotes its energies to climbing the ladder of success in order to make money to buy things we don't like.

In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence.

Political success is the ability, when the inevitable occurs, to get credit for it.