The modern child will answer you back before you've said anything.

A bore is a person who lights up the room simply by leaving it.

Political success is the ability, when the inevitable occurs, to get credit for it.

Middle age is when anything new in the way you feel is most likely a symptom.

An optimist expects his dreams to come true; a pessimist expects his nightmares to.

Committees have become so important nowadays that subcommittees have to be appointed to do the work.

Would the boy you were be proud of the man you are?