The modern child will answer you back before you've said anything.

Humility is the embarrassment you feel when you tell people how wonderful you are.

An intelligence test sometimes shows a man how smart he would have been not to have taken it.

Committees have become so important nowadays that subcommittees have to be appointed to do the work.

In the country of the blind, the one-eyed king can still goof up.

You can't cross the sea merely by standing and staring at the water. Don't let yourself indulge in vain wishes.

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.