The man who believes he can do it is probably right, and so is the man who believes he can't.

A censor is an expert in cutting remarks. A censor is a man who knows more than he thinks you ought to.

Prejudice is one of the world's greatest labor-saving devices; it enables you to form an opinion without having to dig up the facts.

The advantage of modern means of communication is they enable you to worry about things in all of the world

Few of us ever test our powers of deduction, except when filling out an income tax form

No committee could ever come up with anything as revolutionary as a camel - anything as practical and as perfectly designed to perform effectively under such difficult conditions.

When you see yourself quoted in print and you’re sorry you said it, it suddenly becomes a misquotation.