In a hierarchy every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence ... in time every post tends to be occupied by an employee who is incompetent to carry out its duties ... Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence.

A pessimist is a man who looks both ways when he crosses the street.

There are two kinds of egotists: Those who admit it, and the rest of us

Bore : A fellow who can change the subject back to his topic of conversation faster than you can change it back to yours.

As the farmer said, "I'm not greedy, all I want is the land next to mine.

Cleaning anything involves making something else dirty, but anything can get dirty without something else getting clean.

A man convinced against his will is not convinced.