In a hierarchy every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence ... in time every post tends to be occupied by an employee who is incompetent to carry out its duties ... Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence.

Few of us ever test our powers of deduction, except when filling out an income tax form

There are two kinds of egotists: Those who admit it, and the rest of us

Peter's Principle: In an organization, each person rises to the level of his own incompetence.

Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.

Men now monopolize the upper levels... depriving women of their rightful share of opportunities for incompetence.

Middle age is when it takes longer to rest than to get tired.