Middle age is when the best exercise is one of discretion.

Some problems are so complex that you have to be highly intelligent and well informed just to be undecided about them.

The man who says he is willing to meet you halfway is usually a poor judge of distance.

When in doubt or danger, run in circles, scream and shout.

The man who believes he can do it is probably right, and so is the man who believes he can't.

He laughs best whose laugh lasts.

. . . if you can tell the difference between good advice and bad advice, you don't need advice.