Small towns are sometimes like that; familiarity runs high, while regard for personal space is low, if nonexistent.

I've never really considered doing stand up, but I have done readings/spoken word things fairly often in which I'll just tell a bunch of stories and run off at the mouth. I'm a big tangent person.

Books are to me as homemade tattoos are to an inmate. Can't get enough of them.

Small towns are sometimes like that; familiarity runs high, while regard for personal space is low, if nonexistent.

Everyone knows there's only one thing less welcome on a stage than a mime, and that's a clown, because everyone knows that clowns eat people.

You're fighting a battle of good and evil with your dog pimp! Your only weapon is the shimmy! There is power in the shimmy! Make him fear your shimmy! Now, goddamnit, show me your war shimmy!

If you really believe in what you're doing, work hard, take nothing personally, and if something blocks your route, find another. Never give up.