Small towns are sometimes like that; familiarity runs high, while regard for personal space is low, if nonexistent.

Small towns are sometimes like that; familiarity runs high, while regard for personal space is low, if nonexistent.

Bad boyfriends don't disguise themselves; their girlfriends do it for them.

I bought an electric-powered chain saw with a plug-in cord so if I run away fast enough, you can only chase me so far.

I could croak with no warning, and the only tragedy anyone would experience would be showing up on the last day of my estate sale simply to discover that all remaining items had copious amounts of dog hair on them.

If you really believe in what you're doing, work hard, take nothing personally, and if something blocks your route, find another. Never give up.

Books are to me as homemade tattoos are to an inmate. Can't get enough of them.