Bad boyfriends don't disguise themselves; their girlfriends do it for them.

I majored in journalism at Arizona State University, where I began writing the columns I write now, but I cannot, in good conscience, refer to myself as a writer. I'm a columnist, maybe a journalist, I guess I'm an author, but writer... no. That's not up to me to call myself, that's rather lofty. It's for the reader to decide.

Small towns are sometimes like that; familiarity runs high, while regard for personal space is low, if nonexistent.

Bad boyfriends don't disguise themselves; their girlfriends do it for them.

I have more faith in my bra than I have in my accountant.

If you really believe in what you're doing, work hard, take nothing personally, and if something blocks your route, find another. Never give up.

I've never really considered doing stand up, but I have done readings/spoken word things fairly often in which I'll just tell a bunch of stories and run off at the mouth. I'm a big tangent person.