If I have any appeal at all, it's to the fellow who takes out the garbage.

I know my career is going badly because I'm being quoted correctly.

One of the good things about getting older is you find you're more interesting than most of the people you meet.

Tequila. Straight. There's a real polite drink. You keep drinking until you finally take one more and it just won't go down. Then you know you've reached your limit.

Newman has it all worked out. I get a million. He gets a million two, but that includes $200,000 expenses.

I only make movies to finance my fishing.

Ah, stardom! They put your name on a star in the sidewalk on Hollywood Boulevard and you walk down and find a pile of dog manure on it. That tells the whole story, baby.