Ah, stardom! They put your name on a star in the sidewalk on Hollywood Boulevard and you walk down and find a pile of dog manure on it. That tells the whole story, baby.

If your house burns down, rescue the dogs. At least they'll be faithful to you.

I know my career is going badly because I'm being quoted correctly.

I only make movies to finance my fishing.

If I have any appeal at all, it's to the fellow who takes out the garbage.

One of the good things about getting older is you find you're more interesting than most of the people you meet.

And once by God, I was a Marine!