When I was 6, I saw a commercial that Jessica Simpson was in and that was the first time I felt my little heart flutter.

If I fancy a girl, I'll tell her. I'll say: 'You're fit.

I have a rude thought every three seconds!

This New York thing is being blown out of proportion. Who gives a **** about New York when elephants are being killed?

Chat to the ghosts! That's what I do!

I still have imaginary friends who I talk to in my head.

I try not to sleep with every girl I see, but it's hard!