There is something really mysterious about lions. They could rip you apart if they wanted to, but at the same time they look so cuddly. Can you imagine what humans look like to animals? They must think we're so weird.

I try to be kind to people, to treat them with respect. And I'm proud of that.

If I fancy a girl, I'll tell her. I'll say: 'You're fit.

If I said what I was really thinking about this f**ked up world, the government would assassinate me like all the other people they've killed.

I got caught kissing my dad's ex-girlfriend - at his wedding!

I haven't shaved my private parts, but I dyed them once for a laugh! They looked more ginger, though!

I haven't been unfaithful, well only when I was younger!