I have a rude thought every three seconds!

To be honest everything goes over my head a bit.

I'm an expert at kissing girls necks, they love it. Girls say I'm quite sensitive, but I'm hyperactive too.

When I was 6, I saw a commercial that Jessica Simpson was in and that was the first time I felt my little heart flutter.

My perfect girl would be pretty mad, but one you can have a conversation with. No one can be too mad for me, the madder the better. I love a crazy chick!

I'm eccentric, what else? I don't know, I've got two people telling me what to say.

If I said what I was really thinking about this f**ked up world, the government would assassinate me like all the other people they've killed.