I was really happy with it, if I'm honest. I've been kicked out of a few parties, but it's fun when you get kicked out. Being told to leave is great. 'Get out you're too pissed', 'Wicked'.

I'm very romantic and very soppy, but sometimes I wish I wasn't!

This New York thing is being blown out of proportion. Who gives a **** about New York when elephants are being killed?

There is something really mysterious about lions. They could rip you apart if they wanted to, but at the same time they look so cuddly. Can you imagine what humans look like to animals? They must think we're so weird.

I'd send Christina Aguilera to Mars cos she'd scare all the aliens!

I have a rude thought every three seconds!

I got caught kissing my dad's ex-girlfriend - at his wedding!