I got caught kissing my dad's ex-girlfriend - at his wedding!
I have a rude thought every three seconds!
I still have imaginary friends who I talk to in my head.
Chat to the ghosts! That's what I do!
If I said what I was really thinking about this f**ked up world, the government would assassinate me like all the other people they've killed.
I was brought up with psychics and tarot cards. My mum was always told I was going to be in a boy band and be famous as a singer.