I'm eccentric, what else? I don't know, I've got two people telling me what to say.
I have a rude thought every three seconds!
I'm an expert at kissing girls necks, they love it. Girls say I'm quite sensitive, but I'm hyperactive too.
I haven't been unfaithful, well only when I was younger!
To be honest everything goes over my head a bit.
I think about dying a lot, every time I fall asleep on a train or a plane I expect to wake up to a crash!