If I said what I was really thinking about this f**ked up world, the government would assassinate me like all the other people they've killed.

I'm very romantic and very soppy, but sometimes I wish I wasn't!

I haven't been unfaithful, well only when I was younger!

I still have imaginary friends who I talk to in my head.

I try not to sleep with every girl I see, but it's hard!

I think about dying a lot, every time I fall asleep on a train or a plane I expect to wake up to a crash!

I'm eccentric, what else? I don't know, I've got two people telling me what to say.