If I said what I was really thinking about this f**ked up world, the government would assassinate me like all the other people they've killed.

Chat to the ghosts! That's what I do!

When I was 6, I saw a commercial that Jessica Simpson was in and that was the first time I felt my little heart flutter.

There is something really mysterious about lions. They could rip you apart if they wanted to, but at the same time they look so cuddly. Can you imagine what humans look like to animals? They must think we're so weird.

I haven't shaved my private parts, but I dyed them once for a laugh! They looked more ginger, though!

My perfect girl would be pretty mad, but one you can have a conversation with. No one can be too mad for me, the madder the better. I love a crazy chick!

I think about dying a lot, every time I fall asleep on a train or a plane I expect to wake up to a crash!