I'm an expert at kissing girls necks, they love it. Girls say I'm quite sensitive, but I'm hyperactive too.

This New York thing is being blown out of proportion. Who gives a **** about New York when elephants are being killed?

I got caught kissing my dad's ex-girlfriend - at his wedding!

I have a rude thought every three seconds!

My perfect girl would be pretty mad, but one you can have a conversation with. No one can be too mad for me, the madder the better. I love a crazy chick!

I'm an expert at kissing girls necks, they love it. Girls say I'm quite sensitive, but I'm hyperactive too.

I'm very romantic and very soppy, but sometimes I wish I wasn't!