I'm very romantic and very soppy, but sometimes I wish I wasn't!

I was really happy with it, if I'm honest. I've been kicked out of a few parties, but it's fun when you get kicked out. Being told to leave is great. 'Get out you're too pissed', 'Wicked'.

I'm an expert at kissing girls necks, they love it. Girls say I'm quite sensitive, but I'm hyperactive too.

I haven't shaved my private parts, but I dyed them once for a laugh! They looked more ginger, though!

I'm eccentric, what else? I don't know, I've got two people telling me what to say.

If I said what I was really thinking about this f**ked up world, the government would assassinate me like all the other people they've killed.

I got caught kissing my dad's ex-girlfriend - at his wedding!