I'm eccentric, what else? I don't know, I've got two people telling me what to say.

If I fancy a girl, I'll tell her. I'll say: 'You're fit.

I think about dying a lot, every time I fall asleep on a train or a plane I expect to wake up to a crash!

I got caught kissing my dad's ex-girlfriend - at his wedding!

I have a rude thought every three seconds!

I try to be kind to people, to treat them with respect. And I'm proud of that.

I was really happy with it, if I'm honest. I've been kicked out of a few parties, but it's fun when you get kicked out. Being told to leave is great. 'Get out you're too pissed', 'Wicked'.