If I fancy a girl, I'll tell her. I'll say: 'You're fit.

I haven't shaved my private parts, but I dyed them once for a laugh! They looked more ginger, though!

I'm very romantic and very soppy, but sometimes I wish I wasn't!

I have a rude thought every three seconds!

This New York thing is being blown out of proportion. Who gives a **** about New York when elephants are being killed?

There is something really mysterious about lions. They could rip you apart if they wanted to, but at the same time they look so cuddly. Can you imagine what humans look like to animals? They must think we're so weird.

Chat to the ghosts! That's what I do!