If I fancy a girl, I'll tell her. I'll say: 'You're fit.

I'd send Christina Aguilera to Mars cos she'd scare all the aliens!

I haven't shaved my private parts, but I dyed them once for a laugh! They looked more ginger, though!

I haven't been unfaithful, well only when I was younger!

I try not to sleep with every girl I see, but it's hard!

If I fancy a girl, I'll tell her. I'll say: 'You're fit.

I have a rude thought every three seconds!