I'd send Christina Aguilera to Mars cos she'd scare all the aliens!

If I said what I was really thinking about this f**ked up world, the government would assassinate me like all the other people they've killed.

My perfect girl would be pretty mad, but one you can have a conversation with. No one can be too mad for me, the madder the better. I love a crazy chick!

I got caught kissing my dad's ex-girlfriend - at his wedding!

This New York thing is being blown out of proportion. Who gives a **** about New York when elephants are being killed?

I was really happy with it, if I'm honest. I've been kicked out of a few parties, but it's fun when you get kicked out. Being told to leave is great. 'Get out you're too pissed', 'Wicked'.

I have a rude thought every three seconds!