Chat to the ghosts! That's what I do!
I have a rude thought every three seconds!
I'm an expert at kissing girls necks, they love it. Girls say I'm quite sensitive, but I'm hyperactive too.
I got caught kissing my dad's ex-girlfriend - at his wedding!
I haven't been unfaithful, well only when I was younger!
There is something really mysterious about lions. They could rip you apart if they wanted to, but at the same time they look so cuddly. Can you imagine what humans look like to animals? They must think we're so weird.