I try not to sleep with every girl I see, but it's hard!

I have a rude thought every three seconds!

I haven't shaved my private parts, but I dyed them once for a laugh! They looked more ginger, though!

I'm an expert at kissing girls necks, they love it. Girls say I'm quite sensitive, but I'm hyperactive too.

I haven't been unfaithful, well only when I was younger!

I was brought up with psychics and tarot cards. My mum was always told I was going to be in a boy band and be famous as a singer.

There is something really mysterious about lions. They could rip you apart if they wanted to, but at the same time they look so cuddly. Can you imagine what humans look like to animals? They must think we're so weird.