I have an orthopedic pillow that's made out of a sponge material. I have a plate in my throat, and I have to be careful or I could end up with a bad neck in the morning. That pillow is a must everywhere I go.

I thought I'd blown it at the 17th when I drove into a trap. God is a Mexican.

How can they beat me? I've been struck by lightning, had two back operations, and been divorced twice.

Grizzly Adams did have a beard.

They say I'm famous for my chip shots. Sure, when I hit 'em right, they land just so, like a butterfly with sore feet.

Columbus went around the world in 1492. That isn't a lot of strokes when you consider the course.

I think a lot of Jim Thorpe, the Olympian, and his accomplishments.