I have an orthopedic pillow that's made out of a sponge material. I have a plate in my throat, and I have to be careful or I could end up with a bad neck in the morning. That pillow is a must everywhere I go.

Caddies are a breed of their own. If you shoot 66, they say, "Man, we shot 66!" But go out and shoot 77, and they say "Hell, he shot 77!"

I believe in reincarnation. In my last life I was a peasant. Next time around, I'd like to be an eagle. Who hasn't dreamed they could fly? They're a protected species, too.

There is no such thing as a natural golfer but you become one by hitting thousands of balls

Just remember, somewhere there's some guy who's tired of putting up with her crap

I love Merion and I don't even know her last name.

We all choke, and the man who says he doesn't choke is lying like hell.