Somewhere along the line I'll be recognized as one of the top players in the Nicklaus era. That's all I want to be remembered for.

I've seen enough crazy shots to know they happen in the best of families.

My family was so poor the lady next door gave birth to me.

My wife doesn't care what I do when I'm away, as long as I don't have a good time.

Columbus went around the world in 1492. That isn't a lot of strokes when you consider the course.

I may buy the Alamo and give it back to Mexico.

Chipping and putting for par is like a dog chasing cars, he won't be doing it for very long.