One of the nice things about the Senior Tour is that we can take a cart and cooler. If your game is not going well, you can always have a picnic.

Pressure is when you've got thirty-five bucks riding on a four-foot putt and you've only got five dollars left.

Putts get real difficult the day they hand out the money.

I'm a golfaholic, no question about that. Counseling wouldn't help me. They'd have to put me in prison, and then I'd talk the warden into building a hole or two and teach him how to play.

His nerve, his memory, and I can't remember the third thing.

They say I'm famous for my chip shots. Sure, when I hit 'em right, they land just so, like a butterfly with sore feet.

A rough should have high grass. When you go bowling they don't give you anything for landing in the gutter, do they?