When you really deep down look at it, we go to bed every night, get up every morning, stay here for 70 or 80 years, and then we die.

I'm going to win so much money this year, my caddie will make the top twenty money-winners list.

I'm not scared of very much. I've been hit by lightning and been in the Marine Corps for four years.

The older I get, the better I used to be.

A rough should have high grass. When you go bowling they don't give you anything for landing in the gutter, do they?

All my life I had a rapport with black caddies.

They say I'm famous for my chip shots. Sure, when I hit 'em right, they land just so, like a butterfly with sore feet.