When you really deep down look at it, we go to bed every night, get up every morning, stay here for 70 or 80 years, and then we die.

If you've ever driven across Texas, you know how different one area of the state can be from another. Take El Paso. It looks as much like Dallas as I look like Jack Nicklaus

How can they beat me? I've been struck by lightning, had two back operations, and been divorced twice.

Grizzly Adams did have a beard.

There are two things that won't last long in this world, and that's dogs chasing cars and pros putting for pars.

If it wasn't for golf, I don't know what I'd be doing. If my IQ had been two points lower, I'd have been a plant somewhere.

Actually, my plan was to be 20-under par after two days but it didn't work