When you really deep down look at it, we go to bed every night, get up every morning, stay here for 70 or 80 years, and then we die.

I still swing the way I used to, but when I look up the ball is going in a different direction.

All my life I had a rapport with black caddies.

If God wanted you to putt cross-handed, he would have made your left arm longer.

My swing is so bad I look like a caveman killing his lunch.

Golf isn't just my business, it's my hobby.

Yes, I think I have the best swing on the Tour. Why have scores comedown in the last ten years? Partly because they are imitating me.