I'm in the woods so much I can tell you which plants are edible.

You don't know what pressure is until you play for five bucks with only two bucks in your pocket.

There is no such thing as a natural golfer but you become one by hitting thousands of balls

It's the most fun I've had with my clothes on.

I'm in the woods so much I can tell you which plants are edible.

Only bad golfers are lucky. They're the ones bouncing balls off trees, curbs, turtles and cars. Good golfers have bad luck. When you hit the ball straight, a funny bounce is bound to be unlucky.

I'm not a real smart guy. But I've got enough brains to realize that when I'm 60 years old and play a sport, that it's downhill.