I'm in the woods so much I can tell you which plants are edible.

Grizzly Adams did have a beard.

I'm not a real smart guy. But I've got enough brains to realize that when I'm 60 years old and play a sport, that it's downhill.

I'm not scared of very much. I've been hit by lightning and been in the Marine Corps for four years.

Actually, my plan was to be 20-under par after two days but it didn't work

I played the tour in 1967 and told jokes and nobody laughed. Then I won the Open the next year, told the same jokes, and everybody laughed like hell.

There are two things you can do with your head down - play golf and pray.