I'm in the woods so much I can tell you which plants are edible.

It's the most fun I've had with my clothes on.

I thought I'd blown it at the 17th when I drove into a trap. God is a Mexican.

I've traveled the world and been about everywhere you can imagine. There's not anything I'm scared of except my wife.

Somewhere along the line I'll be recognized as one of the top players in the Nicklaus era. That's all I want to be remembered for.

When you really deep down look at it, we go to bed every night, get up every morning, stay here for 70 or 80 years, and then we die.

If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron.