I'm in the woods so much I can tell you which plants are edible.

Pressure is when you've got thirty-five bucks riding on a four-foot putt and you've only got five dollars left.

I stay away from the telephone if at all possible.

Golf is a game invented by the same people who think music comes out of a bagpipe.

I have an orthopedic pillow that's made out of a sponge material. I have a plate in my throat, and I have to be careful or I could end up with a bad neck in the morning. That pillow is a must everywhere I go.

Only bad golfers are lucky. They're the ones bouncing balls off trees, curbs, turtles and cars. Good golfers have bad luck. When you hit the ball straight, a funny bounce is bound to be unlucky.

I've seen enough crazy shots to know they happen in the best of families.