Nobody but you and your caddie care what you do out there, and if your caddie is betting against you, he doesn't care, either.
I'm in the woods so much I can tell you which plants are edible.
Just remember, somewhere there's some guy who's tired of putting up with her crap
I thought I'd blown it at the 17th when I drove into a trap. God is a Mexican.
Michael Jordan was a tremendous basketball player.
They say I'm famous for my chip shots. Sure, when I hit 'em right, they land just so, like a butterfly with sore feet.