99% of the putts that are short don't go in the hole

Golf is a game invented by the same people who think music comes out of a bagpipe.

I love watching Anthony Kim play, but I'm not a fan of the way he grips down a good two inches on his full-swing shots. Choking down lightens the club's swingweight and effectively makes the shaft stiffer.

You can talk to a fade but a hook won't listen.

I keep lot of my opinions to myself.

I'm really going to do my homework. I'm going to be down there on the practice tee finding out if a guy's wife beat him up the night before, important stuff like that. Stuff that people want to know.

I'm going to win so much money this year, my caddie will make the top twenty money-winners list.