99% of the putts that are short don't go in the hole

99% of the putts that are short don't go in the hole

There are two things you can do with your head down - play golf and pray.

When it comes to the game of life, I figure I've played the whole course.

I use an Arnold Palmer putter that was probably built back in 1954.

Chi Chi Rodriguez had as good a pair of hands as anybody I ever saw, and more shots than you can imagine. But Chi Chi had a habit of turning simple shots into difficult ones.

I'm going to win so much money this year, my caddie will make the top twenty money-winners list.