Two things that are not long for this world: dogs that chase cars and professional golfers who putt for pars.
Pressure is trying to make a putt for a $10 bet with only $5 in your pocket.
My family was so poor the lady next door gave birth to me.
We all choke, and the man who says he doesn't choke is lying like hell.
You're Mexican until you make money and then you're Spanish.
My swing is so bad I look like a caveman killing his lunch.