Columbus went around the world in 1492. That isn't a lot of strokes when you consider the course.

I'm really going to do my homework. I'm going to be down there on the practice tee finding out if a guy's wife beat him up the night before, important stuff like that. Stuff that people want to know.

Pressure is playing for ten dollars when you don't have a dime in your pocket.

Columbus went around the world in 1492. That isn't a lot of strokes when you consider the course.

I have an orthopedic pillow that's made out of a sponge material. I have a plate in my throat, and I have to be careful or I could end up with a bad neck in the morning. That pillow is a must everywhere I go.

My swing is so bad I look like a caveman killing his lunch.

It's the most fun I've had with my clothes on.