Columbus went around the world in 1492. That isn't a lot of strokes when you consider the course.

Columbus went around the world in 1492. That isn't a lot of strokes when you consider the course.

I thought I'd blown it at the 17th when I drove into a trap. God is a Mexican.

My swing is so bad I look like a caveman killing his lunch.

A rough should have high grass. When you go bowling they don't give you anything for landing in the gutter, do they?

I met Jesse Owens once. He was a remarkable individual, and I have tremendous respect for what he did in the Olympics under the circumstances.

I'm a golfaholic. And all the counseling in the world wouldn't help me.