I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced.

They say I'm famous for my chip shots. Sure, when I hit 'em right, they land just so, like a butterfly with sore feet.

I love Merion and I don't even know her last name.

I'm actually a very quiet person off the golf course. I talk 150 miles per hour when I'm at the course, but when in private I very seldom ever open my mouth.

I'm going to win so much money this year, my caddie will make the top twenty money-winners list.

I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced.

Pressure is trying to make a putt for a $10 bet with only $5 in your pocket.