I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced.

I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced.

I thought Manual Labor was a Mexican golf pro.

If it wasn't for golf, I don't know what I'd be doing. If my IQ had been two points lower, I'd have been a plant somewhere.

Yes, I think I have the best swing on the Tour. Why have scores comedown in the last ten years? Partly because they are imitating me.

If your concentration is getting bad, take up bass fishing. It will really improve your ability to focus. If you aren't ready when that fish hits, you can't set the hook.

You don't know what pressure is until you play for five bucks with only two bucks in your pocket.