They say I'm famous for my chip shots. Sure, when I hit 'em right, they land just so, like a butterfly with sore feet.

There are two things you can do with your head down - play golf and pray.

I've seen enough crazy shots to know they happen in the best of families.

I got no pride on the hole. It's a par-5 and I play it that way. A four is a birdie.

Arnie has more people watching him park the car than we do out on the course.

When you really deep down look at it, we go to bed every night, get up every morning, stay here for 70 or 80 years, and then we die.

Chipping and putting for par is like a dog chasing cars, he won't be doing it for very long.