Golf is a game invented by the same people who think music comes out of a bagpipe.
Grizzly Adams did have a beard.
You're Mexican until you make money and then you're Spanish.
There is no such thing as a natural golfer but you become one by hitting thousands of balls
Who can say I have a bad swing? The only thing that matters in golf is the score you put on the board. You don't have to look pretty out there, you have to win. Look at my record and tell me who has a better swing than mine.
I'm really going to do my homework. I'm going to be down there on the practice tee finding out if a guy's wife beat him up the night before, important stuff like that. Stuff that people want to know.