If Jack Nicklaus had to play my tee shots, he couldn't break 80. He'd be a pharmacist with a string of drugstores in Ohio.

His nerve, his memory, and I can't remember the third thing.

Golf isn't just my business, it's my hobby.

Nobody but you and your caddie care what you do out there, and if your caddie is betting against you, he doesn't care, either.

I've traveled the world and been about everywhere you can imagine. There's not anything I'm scared of except my wife.

Caddies are a breed of their own. If you shoot 66, they say, "Man, we shot 66!" But go out and shoot 77, and they say "Hell, he shot 77!"

Grizzly Adams did have a beard.