If Jack Nicklaus had to play my tee shots, he couldn't break 80. He'd be a pharmacist with a string of drugstores in Ohio.

Nobody but you and your caddie care what you do out there, and if your caddie is betting against you, he doesn't care, either.

I have an orthopedic pillow that's made out of a sponge material. I have a plate in my throat, and I have to be careful or I could end up with a bad neck in the morning. That pillow is a must everywhere I go.

I may buy the Alamo and give it back to Mexico.

I got no pride on the hole. It's a par-5 and I play it that way. A four is a birdie.

If God wanted you to putt cross-handed, he would have made your left arm longer.

Pressure is when you've got thirty-five bucks riding on a four-foot putt and you've only got five dollars left.