Arnie has more people watching him park the car than we do out on the course.
Show me a golfer who doesn't have a mean streak, and I'll show you a weak competitor.
My divorce came to me as a complete surprise. That's what happens when you haven't been home in eighteen years.
We all choke, and the man who says he doesn't choke is lying like hell.
If your concentration is getting bad, take up bass fishing. It will really improve your ability to focus. If you aren't ready when that fish hits, you can't set the hook.
Two things that are not long for this world: dogs that chase cars and professional golfers who putt for pars.