I'm really going to do my homework. I'm going to be down there on the practice tee finding out if a guy's wife beat him up the night before, important stuff like that. Stuff that people want to know.

I adore the game of golf. I won't ever retire.

Pressure is trying to make a putt for a $10 bet with only $5 in your pocket.

His nerve, his memory, and I can't remember the third thing.

Nobody but you and your caddie care what you do out there, and if your caddie is betting against you, he doesn't care, either.

I still sweat. My guts are still grinding out there. Sometimes I have enough cotton in my mouth to knit a sweater.

Columbus went around the world in 1492. That isn't a lot of strokes when you consider the course.