I'm really going to do my homework. I'm going to be down there on the practice tee finding out if a guy's wife beat him up the night before, important stuff like that. Stuff that people want to know.

A hungry dog hunts best.

I still swing the way I used to, but when I look up the ball is going in a different direction.

How can they beat me? I've been struck by lightning, had two back operations, and been divorced twice.

I've seen enough crazy shots to know they happen in the best of families.

My wife doesn't care what I do when I'm away, as long as I don't have a good time.

I'm in the woods so much I can tell you which plants are edible.