I'm really going to do my homework. I'm going to be down there on the practice tee finding out if a guy's wife beat him up the night before, important stuff like that. Stuff that people want to know.

Grizzly Adams did have a beard.

I never think of yesterday. Can't do anything about it.

I got no pride on the hole. It's a par-5 and I play it that way. A four is a birdie.

I'm a golfaholic. And all the counseling in the world wouldn't help me.

Caddies are a breed of their own. If you shoot 66, they say, "Man, we shot 66!" But go out and shoot 77, and they say "Hell, he shot 77!"

I'm a golfaholic, no question about that. Counseling wouldn't help me. They'd have to put me in prison, and then I'd talk the warden into building a hole or two and teach him how to play.