I'm really going to do my homework. I'm going to be down there on the practice tee finding out if a guy's wife beat him up the night before, important stuff like that. Stuff that people want to know.

I'm going to win so much money this year, my caddie will make the top twenty money-winners list.

I still swing the way I used to, but when I look up the ball is going in a different direction.

Chi Chi Rodriguez had as good a pair of hands as anybody I ever saw, and more shots than you can imagine. But Chi Chi had a habit of turning simple shots into difficult ones.

I love watching Anthony Kim play, but I'm not a fan of the way he grips down a good two inches on his full-swing shots. Choking down lightens the club's swingweight and effectively makes the shaft stiffer.

Golf isn't just my business, it's my hobby.

There is no such thing as a natural golfer but you become one by hitting thousands of balls