I'm hitting the driver so good I gotta dial the operator for long distance after I hit it.
I love Merion and I don't even know her last name.
We all choke, and the man who says he doesn't choke is lying like hell.
Golf is a game invented by the same people who think music comes out of a bagpipe.
Grizzly Adams did have a beard.
Somewhere along the line I'll be recognized as one of the top players in the Nicklaus era. That's all I want to be remembered for.