I'm not a real smart guy. But I've got enough brains to realize that when I'm 60 years old and play a sport, that it's downhill.

I'm in the woods so much I can tell you which plants are edible.

I'm going to win so much money this year, my caddie will make the top twenty money-winners list.

Columbus went around the world in 1492. That isn't a lot of strokes when you consider the course.

To me, the [British] Open is the tournament I would come to if I had to leave a month before and swim over.

I love watching Anthony Kim play, but I'm not a fan of the way he grips down a good two inches on his full-swing shots. Choking down lightens the club's swingweight and effectively makes the shaft stiffer.

There are two things you can do with your head down - play golf and pray.